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Websourced VP Arrested? No Seriously.

websourced-logoFor those who worked there it may have seemed like a bad soap opera but its probably one of the worst written reality scripts ever, and sadly its not a TV show. I’m talking about the drama-filled goodness that was my former employer, WebSourced / MarketSmart / Think / KeywordRanking et al. Sure they have been out of business for a while but the drama never stops.

Some of you may remember the post I put up for a brief period of time about my visit from the Royal Canadian Mounted Police that I quickly had to remove, but if not, don’t fear, I will rehash what I remember and then update you on the recent happenings. I’ll change the names to protect the innocent, or rather the convicted!

Back one morning in April, I was on my couch hard at work in the morning (as usual), when I got an authoritative knock on my door. I popped out of my EncoreEast induced coma, and peaked out the window to see a Morrisville black and white in my driveway and a glance to the right I could see a large black gun. I immediately ran through everything I had done recently and wondering why the Moville cops were coming for me, did they really see me rolling that stop sign….again? Clueless, I opened the door and the detective says he has a message for Evan Roberts from a Detective Gretsky from the Ottawa Police department. I know nobody in Canada, and I have never even been to Canada, there’s no way I could have done something wrong that would send the Mounties after me!

After a few minutes of contemplating wtf was going on, I eagerly called and got a voicemail that said “You’ve reached Detective Gretsky of the Ottawa Police Department’s Major Crimes Division.” Major Crimes Division? What. In. The. Hell? Now I’m officially clueless as to what is going on. While I waited for the detective to call me back I researched what the major crimes division does “Grand Theft, Assaults, Cold Cases and Murders.” With every passing second this gets creepier and creepier. After 15 minutes Detective Gretsky calls me back and blows my mind.

The detective tells me he is in charge of cold cases and is investigating the “brutal murder of a young girl back in the 80s.” I think it was 80s, may have been 70s, its been a while. I asked him some details questions and he was only able to tell me a few things but said it is one of the most gruesome things he’s ever seen and new evidence has brought him to find me. Gretsky went on to say that he’s investigating a certain VP of Websourced, a one Mr Mork Camphouser, in this young girls murder and found my blog by doing a few Google searches about Websourced and Mork. In one of my posts I said that I sat near Mork’s cousin’s office, Geoff, and overheard a lot of the conversations that went on in there.

Gretsky asked me if I ever heard Mork, Geoff or Pal talk about the incident, which I had obviously not or I’m pretty sure I would have said something already. The detective started telling me he had substantial evidence of Mork’s “sketchy and colorful past” and was wondering if I could provide anymore incite into his character or anything. The only thing I said was pretty much what any one of you would have said, which was that I wouldn’t trust any of them as far as I could throw’em and that Mork was the nicest of the 3 but that is not saying much at all.

Detective Gretsky said he would call me back and let me know what had come of the case but I never really expected him to. While I haven’t heard from him since that day, there is a rumor going around that Mork Camphouser has been arrested by said detective and convicted of the crime in question! I never thought I’d know a murderer let alone work for one. I haven’t been able to find any news about it to confirm, I guess I could call Detective Gretsky again but I really don’t care that much to chase down the story anymore than it has chased me down.

Websourced never ceases to amaze me, I can only wonder what is next in this ever evolving saga.

Pat M and Mark C Update

File this one under the “If anyone really cares” section. Pat and Cuz Mark are working on a new project the funny part is, they have the same F’d up SEO tactics they preached. Same tags, commented out keywords, etc etc. PageRank 0.

More MarketSmart hi-jinx

Man, I thought i was done posting about this craptastic company, but they keep making the news! There is an article in the N and O today talking about how MarketSmart ADVERTISING just had its two heads removed by their parent company THK. To summarize the article, THK removed the two people in charge and is putting their own people in their positions. Sounds vaguely familiar huh? This should be a warning sign to all those at MSA, don’t follow the same fate that other poor loyal MS* folks did.

MarketSmart Advertising, which recently absorbed the last vestiges of its sister company, is going through more changes with the recent departures of its top two executives.

Co-founder and CEO Steve Thanhauser and Greg Cox, vice president and also a co-founder, exited the Morrisville ad agency this month.

The two executives and a spokeswoman for MarketSmart’s corporate parent, Florida-based Think Partnership, described the departures as amicable.

“It was something that was worked out between them and the company,” said spokeswoman Rachel Honoway. “It was a good time for the company and a good time for them.”

Thanhauser and Cox said they initiated the idea of an exit.

“You know, we don’t want to do this forever,” said Thanhauser. He added that the agency has a senior management team “that can absolutely support the client base we have.”

Lewis Finch, another co-founder of the agency, has resumed running the business. Finch was promoted from co-president of MarketSmart to president of Think Partnership’s advertising division in January.

Also in January, the remaining nine staffers of MarketSmart Interactive — a one-time high-flying company that fell into a downward spiral — were integrated into MarketSmart Advertising. MarketSmart Interactive, a search-engine marketing company, had downsized from 176 employees in 2005 after failing to adapt to intensifying competition.

[Link to N and O]

*hat tip to Clay for the link

MSI / Think Partnership Up To Their Old Tricks

MarketSmart Interactive just doesn’t quit. The take you in, tell you they love you, build you up, then beat you down. Repeatedly. I’ve heard the rumors going around of these Cease and Desist letters that were sent to employees that were most recently LAID OFF and telling them they are no longer allowed to continue business in search.

I had talked to a few former employees and they have confirmed that this appalling behavior was in fact true. MSI / MSA / ThinkPartnership has sent employees Cease and Desist letters. I still find it hard to believe so I’m sure you do, well here is a copy of the letter that was given to me as it was given to me with one exception, I have removed names of employees for their sake. Read it and let us know what you think in the comments. I’ll let you come to your own conclusions before I give my thoughts.

The one thing in this letter is they claim that X person contacted clients of MSI or what’s left of MSI. The people who have received these letters have assured me that this is NOT the case and they are simply making claims that have no merit. Frankly, I believe the employees rather then this craptastic company.

*If the letter opens up small, right click here and choose “Save Picture As”

Other Interesting MarketSmart / ThinkPartnership Posts

– Mine are: Here, Here, Here, and Here

-Brents are Here, Here and Here

-Scooter’s is here

-Garrett’s is here

-Tansy’s is here

there are tons more but you should be able to find them from those links.

Why I believe Websourced, MarketSmart Interactive, Keyword Ranking failed

The recent implosion of my former employer and formerly one of the largest SEO firms in the industry makes an interesting case study for any business oriented jabroni like myself. But seeing as I do not want to rehash my MBA career, I threw together my thoughts in a response to Garrett’s post asking why a once successful industry leading business failed.

There are a multitude of reasons that I believe have influenced the downfall of this once powerful company but here are my top 8:

1. Letting Your Talent Walk Away – First it was tech-savvy Jason Dowdell. Then it was your company face Andy Beal. And finally Ben Wills walked away from the company without any effort to keep them. Now, I can’t speak to exactly why these people felt they should leave but I would suspect it has something to do with managements egos and not wanting these people who are in the trenches of the industry every day have any influence over the direction of company.

2. Hard to Mass Produce a One Size Fits All Service – Like any service industry it is hard to develop a product to sell that applies to all of your consumers. Imagine your plumber trying to use the exact same pipes and fixtures in your house as your neighbors, it just wouldn’t work, everyone’s house is different and just b/c copper pipes worked for my internal plumbing, doesn’t mean it will work for yours as well. This is the same theory that can be applied to WebSourced’s SEO services. From the time I started there in 2003 we tried to fit everyone’s website into our service rather than fitting our service to their site.

They eventually started selling services a la carte, but by then, it was too late. The damage was done.

3. Not Adapting To Change – Now, a lot of sites had the same general problems and all needed meta tags, keywords and content, along with linking and small site fixes but as the web got more competitive and search algorithms got more advanced, we as a company should have changed. But to my knowledge up until the day I left and well beyond, Websourced was still using the same metatag generator with keyword stuffed tags and directory linking strategies. Both of which have negligible benefit for SEO.

Also lack of technology was a major issue. Rather than building tools for the future WebSourced relied on outdated tools like the previously mentioned metatag generator and the constant use of excel spreadsheets rather then web based applications and tools to help the employees do their job.

4. Management Not Managing – This is probably the single most important aspect of why the company, and any company for that matter, failed. We all know the Martin’s lead the company down the crapper, but why is the question. Jeff like to apply the theories he learned from GE to Websourced, and while in principal that is a good idea, it is hard to apply the same theories from an old long standing Fortune 500 company to an ever changing and rapidly growing start-up. You need two different types of people for each of those. At one point while working there, I started a list of things NOT to do as a manager based on JM’s actions. I think good managers know the power is in the people, and your job is to keep them happy. I guess this also goes along with #1 and the next point.

5. Management Not Listening – There are tons of points about how the management did not do its job and listening to its people is a good way to summarize a lot of issues into one. I remember at one point, I asked JM “Why?” and he pulled me aside and chewed me out, gave me a lecture about how I shouldn’t ask those types of questions. Now if I am a manager, its exactly what I want my people to do. Another example and a major issue was the overwhelming client load. Marketing people were overloaded with clients. You can’t work people like pack mules and expect to get the best out of them. With 20-50+ accounts people weren’t given the opportunity to excel. How can you empower your employees when they can’t even get to each client at least once a week. I think Schultz or Swiller at one point did a spreadsheet to show that there was not enough time in the week for him to touch every client even if he worked 28hrs a day. Everyone felt like that.

When you get to that point, everyone is stressed to the max and client service suffers.

6. Unbalanced Workplace – Department favoritism, chaos and obnoxiousness –Websourced was a Sales dominated organization which is tough to have in a service industry. Especially, early on when things seemed to be going well, sales was filling up the board, clients were piling on in boat loads, and everyone got $50 weekly bonuses pretty often. What went unnoticed until those bonuses dried up, were what type of deals were being made. The sales department was making unrealistic promises to clients because what did they care, once the contract came in, they got paid and the new client was a problem of client services. This built up a lot of tension b/t the two halves of office and any attempt to talk to a sales manager fell on deaf ears, they loved their own and would protect them.

Not only was the sales department making ridiculous promises that no one could have fulfilled, they were obnoxious. As an account manager, I shouldn’t have had to hide under my desk to talk to my clients. Maybe one of the most uncomfortable situations just about everyone in client services has been in was being on the phone with a client and having the music from the huge speaker crank on. Not only can you not hear, but try explaining that to a client when they ask “what is all that noise?”. So many times I wanted to be honest and say, “that was just our sales department raping another client.”

I think the straw that finally broke this camel’s back was when I was a Paid Search account manager with 35+ accounts. Now, I handled the accounts fine, although I did not like having that many, but at one point I got an account assigned to me who did not have a website! Surely, I thought this was a mistake but after approaching the paid search sales managers and the sales girl who made the deal, none of them knew this guy didn’t have a website. I almost lost it. How can the sales girl make this deal? How can the sales managers approve it? Its a minor detail and how no one knew, was beyond me. This guy had an affiliate account and he used ppc to drive traffic, but the way his deal was set up, as performance based, there was no way to track it because he couldn’t add any tracking b/c it was someone else’s site. I put in my two week notice less than a month after and never looked back.

7. Unbalanced Workplace – Money – One of the must frustrating things was watching the sales department, lie, cheat and overpromise their way to BMW’s, Benz’, Flat screens, BBQ Grills, watches etc. At one point a sales girl made one and a half times my salary in commission on ONE DEAL, then followed that up a week later with another deal worth twice my salary. That was very annoying but even worse was the inconsistency among our department. Some BC’s were making $80k and could barely tell you what a metatag was. They relied so heavily on the tech department whose salaries ranged between 20 and 35k and maxed out at 45k. Just because one person could talk on the phone and one could do an SEV doesn’t make one more or less valuable than the other. The pay scales were just stupid. Personally, I’m not complaining because Al and I were able to double our salaries (and Jen Den’s) by threatening to leave, but having some tech people make $20k is just not fair especially considering that sales’ base salary was $18k, so even if you sold nothing you got paid almost as much as some tech people. Its hard to live on that.

I don’t even want to get on the topic of raises, who just about everyone eventually asked for and so many times it was “waiting for approval” “raises are coming”, or “your next on the list to get a raise.” It was bogus and people got hosed. Maybe its like this with any company but it seems the more ass you kissed the more responsibility you got. Free lunches were nice but you can’t expect people with any dignity to do their job for years and not expect a raise b/c you give them chicken nuggets, pizza and cold Chinese food.

8. Lack of Training – With such a new industry it is hard to find people with the right kind of experience but marketing people were thrust into roles they did not understand. They were only taught basics and basically just passed around the SEO for Dummies book as their training manual. It is not these people’s fault, they were not given the chance or tools to really learn SEO/SEM. Forcing them to use the tech folks as a crutch rather than a Co-worker. This strained relationships when the answer to keep clients happy was, “we’ll get you some more metatags or another analysis.” Work started piling up, getting backlogged, and not getting done which strained team relationships and client-Websourced relationships. It was a snowball that was growing with each passing bizflow assignment.

Sales wasn’t trained either and that was part of the problem. They were told to sell and just sold at any expense. They didn’t know the boundaries nor did they really care (only a few did), in my opinion.

Conclusion: There were a lot of issues that plagued this once promising company and most of them started at the top. I purposely didn’t mention the sexual harassment behavior, embezzlement, wasting of millions on a SEM webservices product that was poorly planned and poorly executed, but all played a contributing factor in the downfall of this company. I had a unique cube location right near JM’s office and overheard many conversations that I shouldn’t have. Relating to #7 at one point JM would brag about how he had a unique skill about getting tech people to work for him cheap, because people wanted to work for him. While that was pretty arrogant and stupid to even say, it was not the most absurd thing to come out of that office from the brothers and cousin. The company got too big for its’ britches too fast, and the end result was inevitable.

The company that was created by accident from a guy selling websites (PM) to people was doomed from the beginning because they failed to see what they really had before it was too late.

WebSourced / MarketSmartInteractive / KeywordRanking Shuts Down

Rumor on the street has been confirmed by former employees on their way to the unemployment offices that the poophole formerly known as KeywordRanking, formerly Websourced, now MarketSmartInteractive has shut down.

Now I can’t verify that this portion is true but I heard they brought in my man Xavier, excuse me, X-man as he wanted to be called to say

“the doors are closing, don’t let them hit you on your way out, but if you are into swapping wives leave me your phone number. Rar!”

Everyone is going to say they feel bad for the people who were still there, but they should have known its coming, and if you haven’t planned for it than you got issues. I resigned over a year ago and it was the best thing I could have done so these people should feel releived. Most are smart people who will find a job somewhere quickly. Back in Feb of 06 I predicted that the company would be done in 2-3 months and while I was quickly bashed in my comments it seems I was only about 9 months off. I assume a few people will be left to tie the loose ends and the doors will officially be shut in the upcoming days.

*updated with this from my earlier websourced layoff post*

Couple of tips, if you are living in NC, do not get the Cobra health plan, you can save money by going to and get a better plan then the Cigna stuff. Also be sure to sign up for North Carolina Unemployment, not only is it a paycheck you can collect for 24 months, but The Company has to pay for it! double burn.

**Brent would like to say goodbye to free chicken tenders

WebSourced Peeps Update

Just in case some of you didn’t know and were interested..

Garrett is alive and still blogging over at

Andy Beal’s blog got a much improved facelift.

And having this guy on the web is scary

Steve had his first solo flight

Zhao is still a pimp, even in a Grim Reaper Costume, that takes skill

Then there are other people I’d rather not link to, but think only posting the first letter of your name and semi-calling a friend of mine is cool, Not cool.

I’m sure there are some other recent updates, if you want me to include them on the next one, let me know. Hacked

The designer made famous by the the TechCrunch Re-design Scandal, had her site hacked by Dr. Khalid who apparently doesnt like Israel and wants you to know about it. I guess he thought the best way to get his point across was to hack someones site and spread the propoganda that way. At least he is polite about it noting he had not deleted anything just merely renamed files and also signs the end of his message with “God Blessing”.

Here is a screenshot.

*Update. Apparently its fixed now.

**Update. Apparently she missed a few pages

Jiffy Lube Will Screw You

As if this is any kind of news flash, Jiffy Lube will screw you…. Hard!

I think just about everyone knows this but this News Team, did some undercover investigating and found that 5 out of 9 Jiffy Lubes charged them for work on their car that they never performed. It is a pretty disturbing video, and its something I always worry about when taking my car to get worked on, just about anywhere. What is keeping them from tinkering a little bit and breaking something else so you come back? I really wish I knew more about cars, or had a friend who was a mechanic, or even better, that we all had jet packs and wouldn’t need cars anymore.

I digress, Here is the video. (windows users only)