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Living Life Backwards

Posted by Evan on May 2, 2006

I got this email from a friend and thought it was actually interesting for a forward
1. You should start out dead, get it out of the way.
You wake up in a retirement home, feeling better every day.
2. You get kicked out for being too healthy, then go collect your
pension, [...]

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Immigrant Protesting On My Front Lawn

Posted by Evan on May 1, 2006

They are paving the road in front of my house and the mexian who is supposed to be directing traffic was sitting on the curb. I went to take a picture of him “protesting” but the foreman yelled at him to standup.
I bet Jen $1 he would sit back down…
*Update* He just made a [...]

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Web 2.0: BigCite.com Website Full of Quotes

Posted by Evan on April 25, 2006

Ever trying to remember that Mark Twain quote you heard a few months ago? Or need a quote to fit that blog post? Well now there is a website where you can find all that. I know what you are thinking, ‘This has been done before, there are quote sites all over [...]

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Excuse Me Jesus, Will You Please Change Your Name?

Posted by Evan on March 30, 2006

I saw this and it made me chuckle.
Hospital asks Jesus to change name
Published: 23rd March 2006 09:00 CET
Bosses at a Stockholm hospital have asked a nurse called Jesus to change his name, after concerns that it might cause confusion among patients. According to Jesus, an auxiliary nurse at Huddinge hospital, his superiors were worried [...]

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Married man sues eHarmony over rejection

Posted by Evan on March 28, 2006

John Claassen wants a date so badly he’s suing for one. He’s taking eHarmony.com to court, because the popular online matchmaker refused to find him the perfect mate. Why? Because he is married. Technically, Claassen says, he is legally separated. But that’s not good enough for eHarmony, which says it is in [...]

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world’s oldest animal dies. 250 years old

Posted by Evan on March 24, 2006

One of the world’s oldest creatures, a giant tortoise believed to have been about 250 years old, has died in the Calcutta zoo where it spent more than half its long life. He died of liver failure, even though I told him drinking would be his downfall.
Addwaita, which means “the one and [...]

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Oscar Overkill. Gift Bags Worth 100k

Posted by Evan on March 1, 2006

Just a quick note again on how far outside lines this societies priorities are, the Oscar presenters are getting gift bags worth $100k
Also of note. The night of the Olympic Party, usually the day after the closing ceremony. Bode Miller and Sasha Cohen were spotted kanoodling in a corner. Just think if [...]

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Mom Wrestles 700lb Polar Bear…..

Posted by Evan on February 22, 2006

not my mom, although I think any polar bear would be foolish to mess with her! Apparently in Canadia some kids were playing hockey in the street and this mom noticed a polar bear eyeing her 7 year old for its afternoon snack. Now most normal people, when seeing a 700lb polar [...]

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Funny AIM conversations pt 2

Posted by Evan on December 22, 2005

I usually dont quote myself but I laughed as I was writing this and thought I would share. It’s amazing the things you see on the street when you sit home all day and you office chair is pointed towards a window.
Ev Roc cck (3:37:06 PM): the fattest wiener dog ive ever seen just [...]

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Back to 2003 for a minute

Posted by Evan on December 22, 2005

This is a great quote from Chris Rock circa 2003, i know its dated but its pretty damn funny.
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy,
the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the
Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing [...]

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