While watching the AFC Championship game, I realized one thing. Clifford Franklin was actually Reche Caldwell. For those of you who don’t know who Clifford Franklin is, I recommend you watch more TBS because the movie The Replacements comes on weekly. Clifford Franklin was the stone-handed WR target for superstar QB Shane Falco (Keanu Reeves). Franklin couldn’t catch a cold, let alone a football, until Coach recommended a foriegn substance to Franklin, who responded with this class quote:

Clifford Franklin: Now you know this don’t look natural Coach. now you know it don’t… I look like I just jacked off an elephant.

Now I’m not saying Reche Caldwell should be a superstar but if next season we saw a strange substance dripping from Caldwell’s hand, I think we’d all understand.

Clifford Franklin: [Jimmy's putting stick-um on his hands] Coach, ain’t that stuff illegal?
Jimmy McGinty: What are they going to do? Put you in football jail?

Here are some other memorable Reche Cald…errr.. I mean Clifford Franklin Quotes:

Coach A real man admits his fears. That’s what I’m asking you to do here tonight. Fears… lets talk about them.
Clifford Franklin: [Clears throat] I’m scared of spiders, Coach.

Clifford Franklin: The football’s like a one-man cold to Clifford Franklin. Clifford Franklin’s the only man catchin’ it, Clifford Franklin’s the only man comin’ down wid it.

[discussing fears]
Shane Falco: Quicksand
Clifford Franklin: Aw, shit yeah. Quicksand’s a scary motha, man. I mean, first of all, it suck you right in, and even if you scream, you get all that muck in your mouth…

Clifford Franklin: [to a Dallas player] Clifford Franklin is looking for a new ho!