If Boston College can pull a kicker out of the stands to replace the kicker who was booted off the team, there is no reason I couldn’t replace some of this horrible QBs in the ACC. All I need to do is get Ted Roof or Bunting to watch me throw a couple deep outs and I’m in like Flynn.

I think the best part about this article is that the kicker got into a bar fight but what you don’t read is what I found on a BC messageboard from some students who witnessed it. The confrontation went down like this:

Ohliger (the former kickers) was being taunted at the bar for, well, sucking. Ohliger: “If you don’t shut up, I’m gonna kick your ass.”

The guy responded saying, “Bullshit, you can’t kick ANYTHING.”

I don’t know who technically won the fight, but they guy who responded got a TKO before it all started.