My friend scott just moved to NYC this year and every once and a while he will have an interesting story, well this morning he had another one

“ok ready or not. So I’m walking in to work and turn the corner on 10th Ave like I always do and I see this lady walking briskly toward me and I”m like she looks a little scared, but whatever and keep walking ahead. As I get to the corner of the street I see this hefty woman in nothing but a white t-shirt(thankfully long enough to cover her “stuff). She has some blood on her hands, face and on the white t-shirt. Then look closer and what does she have in her hand??? A freaking samari sword that she’s swinging all around! needless to say I didn’t cross at the crosswalk that time. it was nuts and like 5 seconds later a cop makes a uturn and I hear the sirens. dude that was some crazy shit to see early in the morning”