There has been a lot of talk about whose got the most kickass kid, but it has as much controversy surrounding as the BCS. So I propose we settle it on the field …..err… blog.

Please welcome our participants to the first ever:

Emerson “Book Worm” Belsky Bryce “Nap Masta” Brandow
Age: ~18 months old Age: 19 months old
From: Parts Unknown From: LBC (Lower Bottom Cary)
Reach: 10 inches Reach: 9 inches
Specialty: Biting, Pooping, PPC Specialty: Pooping, Keg Stands, Cartoons
Finishing Move: Boston Crab Figure 4 Leg Lock
Manager: Old Man Belsky Manager: Older Man Brandow

This proves to be a worthy battle as both fighters have studied the works of the great masters Koko B. Ware and Jimmy “SupaFly” Snuka and have extensive training by their managers who both specialize in the 12oz curls. But looking at the matchups here is what I see:

Age: With age comes wisdom, and experience but also comes achy bones and more diapers. Edge: Book Worm

Birthplace: Speculation has it that Book Worm Belsky has roots in southern cali and potential Southside Boston but we here at EKR have been told BWB has been spotted rolling in grocery carts in the Wake Forest area of NC. Edge: Nap Masta (Cary rules)

Reach: 10 inches vs 9 inches, its all in the pedigree Edge Book Worm

Specialty: while both have mastered the art of pooping we believe that the keg stands and cartoons are going to keep the Nap Masta loose and ready. Edge Nap Masta

Finishing Move: We’ve never seen anyone escape from the Figure 4, but getting put in a Boston Crab by a female is just embarrassing: Push

Manager: both fighters come from a grade A pedigree (thanks to their moms) their managers’ style can be closely compared to Bobby “The Brain” Heenan and Jimmy “The Mouth of the South” Hart. Push

Well Folks, it looks like its too close to call so we will have to leave this one to an audience vote in the polls.

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