I’ve struggled with names for this post all night, but the Story MUST be told.

Dinner and a Show
Battle with Cheeburger Cheeburger round 2
Ultimate Fighting Championship, Wal-Mart Style
etc

So a few months ago Jen and I had a horrible experience at Cheeburger Cheeburger in Brier Creek. I wrote the headquarters and a week later they said a thank you for your feedback and a $25 gift card. Well, being semi fruggle these days we decided to use our gift card and attempt to go back.

We went a little later, about 730pm, and it was a lot less crowded and 0 screaming kids, well 1 screaming kid but the little black kid with the afro was hilarious, it was happy screaming when his french fries came so that was tolerable.

We sat around and talked to catch up, since we’ve both been busy this week and just enjyoed each others company. I noticed it was taking a little long and I ask Jen if they were in the back killing the cow for our burgers. Not 5 minutes later did our 16 yr old waitress come up and apologize to us, she had forgotten to put our order in and that our meal would be 100% on the house. We were in a fine mood and no hurry so we just thought it was funny, this place just wants me to not like it. It’s like an ex-girlfriend you can’t get rid of, you keep giving her a chance but she keeps screwin up to the point where its just comical. We came to use our free meal and ended up with ANOTHER free meal. The best part about it, was our 16yr waitress from last time, was the Manager and came over to apologize again for the other girl, who apparently was terrified to come tell us about her mistake. It was an honest mistake and she really was sorry and not that big of a deal to us, but we’ll take a free dinner and the food was MUCH better this time.

After our $5 meal (we tipped her), we went on to Wal-Mart to cap off our rockin Friday night and return my router.

For some odd reason, Wal-Mart on a Friday night is PACKED. Not only full of the usually rednecks and hispanics but every person with a 45 IQ and cut off sleeves was at the Brier Creek Wal-Mart. Avoiding America’s finest we bobbed and weaved straight to the customer service line of about 8 people and begin waiting. We are just standing their talking about the usually Wal-Mart topics, pick-up trunks and bean burritos when there is a ruckus at the front of the line. This tattoo’d up black guy makes an honest mistake and tries to form a second line in front of the “Money Services” sign in hopes to get a money order. Well this older white country lady straight up pushes him aside and starts hollaring at this guy for cutting in line because she has waited 20 minutes. Obviously, he is not one to take any crap from a little white lady gets back up in her face and starts dropping M***A F-Bombs on her, her 2 kids (who looked terrified, and her husband who stood there for a few minutes before he realized, “Oh I better stick up for my family”.

Nose to Nose I thought fists were gonna start flying, but a few more F-bombs and the Wal-Mart customer service people got out from behind the counter and attempted to step in. The white lady finished her business and scurried off with her family while she continue saying “Its Ok God will Forgive you” in the obvious direction of the guy who nearly pimp slapped her and her husband. He then went on and on about how he “a black man, wasn’t gonna take any shit from her”. Eventually he calmed down, but not before he had scared the chopsticks out of this tiny asian girl in front of us who was visibly shaking.

We finished our exchange and left. One Wal-Mart trip a year keeps you grounded and in touch with the heart and soul of the good ol USA.

Who would have thought we would get a free dinner and a free show out of it all.