I’m taking the site down, I’m leaving this cruel blogging world, I can’t take it anymore. I will never become a banker,

Kramer: I was never able to become a banker.

[Newman has a revelation.]

Newman: Banker! So you’re killing yourself because your dreams of becoming a banker have gone unfulfilled. You-you-you-you can’t live without being a banker.

Kramer: Yeah, yeah. If I can’t be banker, I don’t wanna live.

Newman: You must be banker.

Kramer: MUST be banker.

[Courtroom]

Newman: I had gone up to Westchester. I go there every Tuesday. I do charity for the blind in my spare time for the Lighthouse. I was in the middle of a game of Parcheesi with an old blind man and I excused myself to call my friend as he was very depressed lately because he never became a banker.

Judge: I don’t understand.

Newman: You see, it’d been his lifelong dream to be a banker and he uh, just the day before he was turned down by another bank. I believe it was the Manufacturer’s Hanover on Lexington and 40th Street. That was the third bank to turn him down so I was-I was a little concerned. I wanted to see how he was doing. Well, Your Honor, he was barely audible. But I distinctly recall him say…

Kramer (interupts involuntarily): Yo-yo Ma!

Newman: So I sped home to save my friend’s life and I was stopped for speeding. Yes, I admit I was speeding but it was to save a man’s life. A close friend. An innocent person who wanted nothing more out of life than to love, to be loved and to be a banker.

Judge: So then he didn’t kill himself.

Newman: No sir. He did not. But only by thge grace of God. He’s in the courtroom today

[Stands up, points to Kramer.]

(dramatically) sitting right over there! And he can corroborate my entire testimony.
/Seinfeld Reference

I am taking the blog down this weekend (Sat at 10am) but I hope to be back up on monday afternoon. We have to move the CampusBlender server, and that means this blog is going with it…

Adios muchachos!