Living Life Backwards
I got this email from a friend and thought it was actually interesting for a forward
1. You should start out dead, get it out of the way.
You wake up in a retirement home, feeling better every day.
2. You get kicked out for being too healthy, then go collect your
pension, and when you start work you get a gold watch on your first day.
3 You work 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you’re generally promiscuous (hey, you’ve only
got a few years left, what’s the big deal? and you get ready for High
School.
4. Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you
have no responsibilities,
5. And, finally, you become a baby, with lots of attention and everyone
fussing over you and waiting on you hand and foot.
6. The last step, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with
luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap,
larger quarters everyday, and then?.
You finish off as an… orgasm!
Tell me what could be better than that??
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