not my mom, although I think any polar bear would be foolish to mess with her! Apparently in Canadia some kids were playing hockey in the street and this mom noticed a polar bear eyeing her 7 year old for its afternoon snack. Now most normal people, when seeing a 700lb polar bear would grab their kids and run like it was their job! Not those whacky Candaians, I guess in Canadia seeing 700lb polar bears is like seeing squirrels in Morrisville, b/c this one lady thought it was a good idea to run up to the bear and attempt to kick it and punch it. Oh yeah, did I mention this 41 yr old lady is “5 feet nothing and about 90lbs soaking wet” Let’s see a show of hands who thinks that is good idea! *crickets* *crickets* Bueller, Bueller?

Those whacky Canadians, what’s next Ultimate Moose Fighting Championships?