It was only a matter of time before Hollywood finally recognized the greatness that is Me, Evan. Coming in early 2007 I present to you Evan Almighty. In a follow up to the quite hilarious Bruce Almighty, Steve Carell (the Office), takes over Jim Carey’s role as God’s (Morgan Freeman) mentor. But don’t be dissappointed because I have already been called to do some consulting out in Hollywood. Steve Carell wanted to capture the essence that is the Evan Almighty so he called me and we covered all the neccessary topics: blogging, golfin’, sweet talkin the panties off of the ladies, and I even taught him how to shoot the 3 with excellence.

Its sure to be a blockbuster, don’t miss it.