I hate this time of year. It’s Election time of year. Some people love it, I am not one of them. Every 10 seconds there is another politician who I don’t know, spouting off about another candidate that I don’t know, for a position that I’ve never heard about it about a topic that I don’t care about, telling me that they approve this message. I’m not sure what is more annoying, these obnoxious commercials or the fact that there is hundreds of millions spent on these ridiculous mud-slinging sessions each year. Who honestly watches one of these commercials and says “Oh, that other guy is a liar, I’ll vote for whomever approves this message”?? Usually, these people running for positions like the Associate Secretary of the Mayor of Morrisville’s Butt Wiper are old, washed up, bow-tie wearing, she-mullet-having, losers who were probably picked last in their kickball games in grade school..

Maybe its just me, but I really don’t care about elections, politicians or these stupid commercials. We’ve seen proof that only idiots run this country no matter who is in office, they all have their own agendas and are working for lobbyists to line their own pockets, err excuse me, their campaign funds. Its much like student government, pointless, and I can’t wait for these retarded mid-term elections to be over with.