Millionaire Midgets and Sports Officials
So for some reason I got up this morning at 5am to go play basketball and turned on the TV b/c i had a few minutes to kill. Well the TV was on Fox and at 5am in the morning there isn’t much on except informmercials and well to my delight there was an info-mmercial that I have never seen before. Millionare Midgets! I thought i turned on a bad episode of SNL or some retarded version of The No Spin Zone.
It was a typical info-mercial about how “I made 300,000$ in 3 weeks using the Millionare Midgets proven method” continuing on the parade of people at home sitting in their underwear preaching “i only worked 4 hours a week and i’m finally finacially free” blah blah blah. Its just another method of how to lease to own real estate, but this time its a “Proven Method” HA, proven my ass would be out $39.99 to go to your midget seminar and learn that praying on weak people may make you money.
Obviously the commercial was so successful i dont even remember the crap that they were pushing just the fact that they made it “the easy way.” If you are going to do anything with midgets, stick with midget tossing and save your money.
I’m also tired of hearing all of these teams suddenly blame a loss or a momentum shift on an official. The adding of Instant Replay to everything other then my bathroom breaks is getting insane. Its giving all these teams excuses to why they lost. ND blaming the officials for a bad spot on Matt Lienart’s fumble, or the no call on Reggie Bush’s push. The Angels blaming a phantom call at home plate on their series loss to the white sox and now the St Louis Cardinals are beotching about a phantom tag on a play on second in game 6 of the NLCS.
Suck it up, you lost. You put your self in a position to even be a close game you shouldnt blame it on an official. They are human and make mistakes its part of the game but when millions of people see the replay over and over and over again on TV, sportscenter, jumbotrons etc it just fuels the fire. As an NC State fan I’ve been used to losing close games, sure there are bad calls but hell it happens and usually goes both ways. Its not the teams, its usually the idiot fans. Get oVer with, i feel bad for these umps and refs who have to constantly hear this abuse over and over again!
You’re team lost get over it!
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