help save my marriage with an Xbox 360
I can’t sleep at night. I wake up shaking in a cold sweat. My wife says I’m cranky and have dark circles around my eyes. I’m having visions of Master Chief and plasmas. my friends need me.
….I need to play Halo.
There is one tiny problem. I sold my Xbox. I used to play my Xbox at 10pm for a couple hours (seemingly every night) after Jen went to sleep, but back in October, I sold my Xbox so that I could focus my time on my wife and work, and also so that I could get decent value for it before the Xbox 360 came out.
Well, now Jen is a baker and getting up early which means she is going to bed early, and I already seem to be working from 6/7am to 6/7pm and I need a stress reliever. Since the 360 prices have come back down to normal, I am looking to buy one instead of the old xbox.
This was Jen’s idea. She wants me to be happy. Such a great woman!
I’d go out and buy one but being on one income and bootstrapping an Internet startup doesn’t leave much disposable income for ‘fun’ purchases.
“Evan, What can I do to help save your marriage?” How nice of you to ask! I’ve put together a small list of suggestions if you would like to contribute:
1. Sign up for web hosting using this link for BlueHost.com (only need 4 signups!)
2. Make a donation using the ‘Make a Donation’ button below (via paypal).
3. Daily clicking on the ads on the post pages. (Specfically, mesothelioma and mortgage ads)
4. Buy some of the things I am going to post here for sale.
5. Any combination of the above.
*Update* We are ALMOST THERE up to $310
Thanks in Advance. ![]()
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12 Responses to “help save my marriage with an Xbox 360”
I put $20 in. That should be a nice start.
kickass man, thanks…. ~$400 more to go!
Dude, when I get my Xbox and Halo 2, I was really looking forward to getting my ass kicked by you online. Now I don’t get to??
You suck
Donate some money and you will help the cause quicker!
up to 21$
Isn’t Halo 2 for the regular Xbox, and not 360?
You can play most XBOX games on the Xbox 360.
In that case, I’ll put $5 in so I can get my ass kicked online later.
sweet up to $31
clicking on any of the mesothelioma ads will help too
I cant wait to walk in front of Evan when hes trying to snipe someone, just to move out of the way for him to take one in the head….
AHHH …. The old days!
up to $39…thanks for the clicks, made $8.
10% there!
it’s against my standards to click these links. However others should feel free to click away. Maybe when a certain search engine develops content ads I’ll be more inclined.